FRENCH THE LLAMA I WON NANOWRIMO I WON I WON I WON FIFTY THOUSAND AND THIRTY FOUR WORDS OH YEAH THIS IS AWESOME I WROTE A BOOK GUYS OH MY GOODNESS I WROTE A BOOK! GUYS! I WROTE A BOOK!I mean, let's be honest, the book isn't finished, and it's not very good. As novels go? Pretty rubbish, guys. Not a masterpiece by any stretch. This thing is rife with plotholes. Rife. It's probably more hole than plot by this point. It doesn't fit together properly. It's awkward and ungainly and just plain odd.
But it's fifty thousand words long, and for now everything else is secondary.
i finished my novel
huge success
it’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
i’ve done nanowrimo
i’ve written a book because i can
fifty thousand words this month
except the ones who have failed
but there’s no sense crying over spelling mistakes
now it’s time to edit this will be a headache
though the novel draft is done
don’t want to read it
won’t be fun
but at least i’m still alive