Aha. Ahahahahaha. Ahahahahahahahahaha!
While I'm rather tempted to think that the machine reads anything that uses the names Holmes and Watson (not to mention Moriarty (yes! I introduced Moriarty! yes I did! yes it is awesome!)) often as Doyle, I'm going to count this one a triumph anyway. Yes I am.
Also,
here is a link to a video of something that I really want. Because really, don't we all feel that we need a steam-powered brainwave enhancer now and then? Or is that just me?